{"id":5890,"date":"2024-12-08T22:32:05","date_gmt":"2024-12-08T22:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/?p=5890"},"modified":"2024-12-08T22:32:05","modified_gmt":"2024-12-08T22:32:05","slug":"uber-rides-for-toddlers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/?p=5890","title":{"rendered":"Uber rides for toddlers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Imagine a tiny tornado, swirled up in a laundry basket, careening across the hardwood floor. A miniature whirlwind of mischief, a tiny tumbleweed of terror, leaving a trail of chaos in its wake. That is a toddler on a Roomba, and it&#8217;s a sight to behold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/2024-09-11_CatoRumbaRide.mp4\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"958\" height=\"830\" src=\"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Media_Library_\u2039_Colorado_Ramblers_\u2014_WordPress-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5889\" srcset=\"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Media_Library_\u2039_Colorado_Ramblers_\u2014_WordPress-1.png 958w, https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Media_Library_\u2039_Colorado_Ramblers_\u2014_WordPress-1-300x260.png 300w, https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Media_Library_\u2039_Colorado_Ramblers_\u2014_WordPress-1-768x665.png 768w, https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/Media_Library_\u2039_Colorado_Ramblers_\u2014_WordPress-1-900x780.png 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 958px) 100vw, 958px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine a tiny tornado, swirled up in a laundry basket, careening across the hardwood floor. A miniature whirlwind of mischief, a tiny tumbleweed of terror, leaving a trail of chaos in its wake. That is a toddler on a Roomba, and it&#8217;s a sight to behold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cato"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5890"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5891,"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5890\/revisions\/5891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorado-rambler.synology.me\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}